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Vampfangs Blood Bags

Vampfangs Blood Bag Drinks Sink your teeth into something delicious! These spooky, non-alcoholic blood bag drinks from Vampfangs are serving serious Salem vibes. Choose your "blood" and sip your way through three wickedly good flavors: Vampire Blood: Bold, sweet black cherry. Witch Blood: A magical blueberry açai blend. Werewolf Blood: Sweet, electric blue raspberry. Perfect for your next Salem adventure. No vampires, witches, or werewolves were harmed in the making of these drinks.

Vampfangs werewolf blood

Blue Raspberry Flavored Blood

$13.00

Vampfangs werewolf blood.

Vampfangs Witch blood

Blueberry Acai Flavored Blood

$13.00

Vampfangs Witch blood.

Vampfangs Vampire Blood

Blackcherry Flavored Blood

$13.00

Vampfangs Vampire Blood.

Food Retail

Thumbs Up Bar candy bar

Thumbs Up Vegan Candy Bar - Flaky, sweet ‘n salty, peanut buttery center combined with a signature-recipe chocolatey coating.

$4.25

Thumbs Up Bar candy bar.

2Fer Cookie caramel candy bar

2fer Vegan Candy Bar a crunchy shortbread cookie layered with a rich buttery tasting caramel and all wrapped up in a sublime chocolatey coating.

$4.00

Cleo's Peanut Butter Cups

Cleo's Peanut Butter Cups - chocolatey coating cuddles the creamiest, dreamiest peanut butter filling ever

$4.00

Mahalo Bar

If a gently sweetened coconut candy bar topped with three whole dry roasted almonds and covered in a luscious chocolatey coating sounds like a slice of paradise… hang loose, the Mahalo™ bar is for you!

$4.00

Buccaneer candy bar

$4.00

SNAPS! Candy Bar

When your taste buds are ready to raise the roof and make some noise with a whole lotta toasty, crunchy, crisped rice ‘POW!’ jammed into a hunk of chocolatey ‘BAM!’ — Holy Candy Bar!, prepare to be knocked out player, SNAP!™ is the bar for you!

$4.00

NYM elm street stickers

die cut vinyl sticker 3in x 3in

$3.00

NYM elm street stickers.

Tofu Zombie

$25.00

Day Old doughnut

$3.00

Day Old Muffin

$3.00

Bikes Beards & Brews Beard Oil

Beard Oils Created by Local Vlogger and Animal Activist Ben Cambell

$20.00

Pumpkin Cheesecake

$12.00

Smoked Pimento 8oz

This isn’t your granny's pimento cheese, folks. Our Smoked Vegan Pimento Cheese Dip is the Southern classic, with a plant-based makeover. This Vegan Smoked Pimento Cheese delight is made from the finest cashews, probiotic cultures, and a blend of spices that could make even the most dedicated dairy devotee do a double-take. Proof that with a little magic and a lot of love, vegan food can be just as soul-satisfying as the classics!

$12.00

Smoked Pimento 8oz.

Spicy Queso 8oz

Get ready to ignite your taste buds! Our Vegan Spicy Queso Dip is like a flavor bonfire, transforming every Taco Tuesday into a culinary inferno in a bowl. It's hard to believe this dip contains no dairy, soy or gluten, and is packed with whole ingredients you can feel good about. This dip is guaranteed to bring the heat and then some.

$12.00

Spicy Queso 8oz.

Balsamic Fig Cheese Wedge

Get ready to fig-ure out your cheese cravings with our flagship creation! It’s un-brie-liveable how we’ve managed to blend the sweet and sour notes of balsamic vinegar with the rich taste of dried figs in a creamy, probiotic-rich cashew base to make a dairy-free, lactose-free & vegan cheese that’s truly the cream of the crop. It’s the kind of snack that’ll make you say, “that’s figgin’ amazing! Treat yourself and our sweet & savory vegan cheese.

$15.00

Balsamic Fig Cheese Wedge.

Pepperjack Cheese Wedge

Let’s cut straight to the cheese: Pepperjack is the spice of life! It’s like the cheese version of a firecracker, a little bit explosive, and a whole lot of fun. We combined our creamy, probiotic-rich cashew base with a balanced spicy kick to make a dairy-free, lactose-free & vegan Pepperjack Cheese perfect for pairing.

$15.00

Pepperjack Cheese Wedge.